Hi There Kids,

The Funny Green Smelly Things are currently en route to their home planet for some well earned rest and recreation. We will probably swim in the molten slime pools, play ooze ball on the goo covered beaches and visit some famous tourist attractions such as the biggest wad of earwax in the universe and the Intergalactic Museum of Boogers.

In the meantime, you can still get a copy of our most gross-a-licious CD, called oddly enough, The Funny Green Smelly Things. Check out our CD page to find out how. Its a fun gift for all the family.

To find out how we can be a part of your festival, function or family shindig, go to our contacts page and give us a call.

Slime you later

Simon and Lucy